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party in the usa

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Apr 19 2014

jimdoesntcarrey:

Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???



Apr 19 2014

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit



Apr 19 2014

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”



Apr 19 2014


Apr 19 2014
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  •  *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor



Apr 19 2014

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd



Apr 19 2014

ruinedchildhood:

Rugrats was deep.



Apr 19 2014

typhloslons:

typhloslons:

my teacher had to change his password so i could post a video on his vimeo account so he changed it to my name and it told him his password was weak so when he told me i put on the most dejected expression i could manage and looked at my bicep and he squeezed my arm and said ‘i am so sorry’ and i could see the sorrow in his eyes

p.s. i am a 15 year old girl



Apr 19 2014

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”



Apr 19 2014

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background



Apr 19 2014

thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

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hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed 

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ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!! 



Apr 19 2014

slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel



Apr 19 2014

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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Apr 19 2014

reverseracists:

brokendildo:

need some1 2 👅 the 🐱

need some1 2 square the square



Apr 19 2014

almondmilkpapi:

nerds will say anything on the internet cus they know they can’t get their ass beat